Konan does not look well today. Let’s (Kyllan and I) what is happening. Kyllan is excited about this. He sometimes wants to get rid of Konan so that he can have all my attention. I take him along with me anyway. We walk to Konan, who is sitting on the couch. She was watching television. The television was paused. The image on the television was a testicle belonging to a male human. Turns out that tits from Konan’s planet lose some milk from one of their nipples whenever they see a testicle from any species. At the same time as losing milk, their energy levels plummet. They then turn into zombie mode until someone can inject milk into the nipple that lost milk. They get back to normal after this. After seeing the testicle on the television, I asked Kyllan to go to the kitchen, put half a liter of 36° Celsius milk in the syringe and bring it to me so that I could inject it into Konan’s nipple. Kyllan came back from the kitchen, and I injected the milk into the nipple, 2 minutes later, Konan was awake.
She then looked at me and said, “I had the best dream. I had a baby with a human man, and it had a nipple on the forehead”.