I am not gonna be paid for some time.
I will be broke for some time.
I am a consultant, as of 2 months ago — an unpaid consultant — and I get paid per deliverable. I haven’t been paid for the last two deliverables. I work for a UN organization. So, naturally, a lot of the funding comes from member states. So, when you get a contract, it is attached to a coding block. A coding block is a bunch of random numbers and letters used to identify and keep track of funds.
Why haven’t I been paid for 2 months? This imbecile racist bitch that needs to return to whatever abyss produced her put the wrong coding block in my contract, so when it was time to get paid, the funds associated with that block were empty. We used money that belonged to another office and another project, and we finished it all. So, a memo had to be written to start the process of canceling my current contract and creating a new contract with the same Terms of Reference; the only thing that would change is the coding block associated with my contract.
The fifth horseman of the apocalypse, bureaucracy, rears its head.
One day,two days, three days, four days, five days …
Finally, I signed a new contract with the updated coding block last week. I expected to see some dollars in my account this week.
So, tell me why found out today that the coding block associated with the updated contract that I signed last week belongs to a different fund that I should not be getting paid from.
That incompetent piece of racist Japanese shit put the wrong code again. I really want to bash her head into something. Fucking waste of space and air. Sigh!!! That’s another almost 4 weeks of waiting. At this point, I should just give all my deliverables and say bye-bye to this turd of a human. I need her tied to a tree and whipped till her entire body is pink, then pour honey all over her and unleash the bees. When the bees are done with her, put lettuce all over her body and unleash the slugs. I hear they have about 27000 microscopic teeth.